The Alfester Blog

Who is Alfester?

Alfester is here like it or not, so you want to get personal now do ya. Well I'm Not too tall, not really short,(Like you can see me anyway) Not too old, not getting any younger,(Yeah but who's counting)I wasn't the first, but not the last,(Wow nice script this is getting good now)Not really too fat,(Hey I like to eat, I Like my sweats)Not exactly thin either,(I said I'm not getting fat, the wash shrinks my close)Not bad looking(MY OPINION), Not that ugly, (Hey my Mommy loves me)I love the thought of working out,(Gosh that's gonna leave a mark) I hate doing it,(That's for sure) The truth is always the best solution,(Not always the most popular choice)But lying is a lot faster and easier,(Don't get caught) Thank God I'm married, (Now this is Grammy written ALL over it, Sob...)I'm so glad I'm not alone,(Good stuff)I consider myself a great songwriter, (If I say so myself)I could always learn a lot more,

Tuesday, December 14, 2010